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Arguably the sweetest love song ever written.

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Your Mama
so fat.
WhatchayouWhatchaWhatcha
Think about that?

But Your Nana
So fine.
One day I'm gonna
make her mine.

I'm gonna be
Your granddaddy.
I'm gonna be
your granddaddy.

Your sister
too green
for the likes
of my needs.
And Yo Mama
So fat
She nearly broke
My back.

But nothing could be grander
Than the sweet loving arms of your grandma.

Sweet as, sweet as, sweet as yo nana
Sweet as, sweet as, sweet as yo nana
Nothing is as sweet as your grandma.

Your nana's
got false teeth
And I kinda like
the way that she thinks
She makes me do
The kinky stuff
Then cooks me cookies
Afterwards.

And nothing could be finer
Than me and your Nan in a naughty 69er

Chorus.

Who's your daddy's daddy?!
Who's your daddy's daddy?!
Well, pretty soon, it's gonna be me.
I'm gonna be
Your granddaddy.

And nothing
could
be grander.
Than the experienced embrace
of your grandma.

Chorus

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D-Man: Lyrics, lead vocal, guitars, bass, beats, cowbell.
G-Hard: Keys, backing vocals.

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from Where it is you're from, released September 1, 2015
D-Man: Lyrics, lead vocal, guitars, bass, beats, cowbell.
G-Hard: Keys, backing vocals.

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Shades in a dark room Auckland, New Zealand

An NZ band of friends from Dargaville, Austria & the US, creating songs in a suburban Auckland garage.

"Proto-punk/alt folk"
"Kinda punk/New Wave."

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